Question: What is a flume of fertile septic sod and rain, a whirling gill, a rubber flame?
Q: What is a waterfall in the round, the sound of hay bails leaping?
Q: What is crimson bullet packing pistil,
splayed on the concrete air?
Q: what is a blue light special, lunatic sharp,
spread like luminescent whey, on water.
Q: What is a self-inflating bag-pipe, a bubble gum lover with staccato scream.
Q: Where does comedian Steven Wright keep his seashell collection?
A: Stephen Wright
Q: Where does God store jokes?
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